Dear My Back,
I write to you as a desperate plea,
Could you please start working with me?
I can’t help but notice you’re such a pain,
Let’s end this right now, before you drive me insane.
I’ll stretch you, I’ll ice you, whatever you want.
But you’re not quite getting it, I think you’re a savant.
I don’t want to lie here all day and night,
So please listen closely as I tell you my plight.
You’ve already caused so many kinks in my plan,
I was so close to becoming the next Jackie Chan!
So starting today let’s call off this battle,
I’m starting to feel I resemble the cattle.
Let’s wipe the slate clean, I’ll give you another chance,
I’d do anything to improve my interpretive dance.